Yesterday at Daycare, I have two children with special names. The first was a girl named Qwynne. Congratulations, you've managed to spell your child's 6-letter name with only one vowel. Asshole. You're kid's never going to be able to remember that a "U" always follows a "Q."
The second kid was named Kevyn. What's with all these "Y"s? I know English wants you to think that they're the same as an "I", but actually, they're not.
I've decided to be a pretentious douche and name my kid Dayvyd or Mychael. It horrifies me to think that someone has probably done that. Awesome.
-B.
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