Tuesday, April 27, 2010

COSMO IS FULL OF EXCUSES

"Whether you've been together for three days or three years, your guy has probably bragged to his friends about bedding you (and he'll do it again). But most men would be surprised to know that offends you, since they're just trying to one-up their buddies. "Guys have been doing this kind of thing since they were five years old," says Sussman. "It's how they relate to each other." To him, touting his own accomplishments to his crew is as natural as you telling your BFF the results of your recent shopping excursion."

Oh yeah Cosmo, this is acceptable behavior. My shopping excursion is definitely comparable to my boyfriend telling his buddies about our sexual excursions. Because, you know, I hurt all my clothes' feelings when I talk about how much I bought them for.

Fuck you.

1 comment:

  1. And... WE don't talk to our girlfriends about OUR sexual excursions? Double fuck you, Cosmo. As if it's not hard enough to maintain some semblance of equality with the opposite sex, now boys talking about sex behind our backs somehow magically equates to something as trivial and banal as shopping?

    This is totally why I don't read this magazine. CAUSTIC.

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