COSMOPOLITAN

Dear Cosmopolitan Inc,

There are many beefs that I have with you, many of which I will not mention today because I'm attempting to condense them all into a fluid paper.

However, I would like to ask why you sent my issue of your magazine so that it arrived exactly two weeks late. First of all ,it almost made me knock on my crazy hallmate's door and demand that I have it back, which would have been embarrassing and dangerous to my health.

Second of all, I'm writing a paper on your publication and needed the newest issue for it. Be considerate of my time lines; my paper is due tomorrow.

And third of all, timeliness is the most important trait for a magazine to have if they want to keep subscriptions up. I shouldn't have had to go out and spend an extra $4.48 on your magazine because it was two weeks late.

I hate you.
B