BETIQUETTE

Before I start bitching about this and that, I thought that I would introduce a key term, which is “Betiquette”. When you hear this word, you might feel compelled to ask, “what exactly is Betiquette?” I’m glad you’ve asked.

Well, we all know that “Etiquette” refers to required acts dictated by society. If you follow these norms of society, chances are you’re not a total douche bag. If you don’t have any etiquette, then there is a high chance the people might think that you’re an asshole.

(Note: Please conquer proper etiquette before you move on to Betiquette.)

Now, this being said, we can move onto Betiquette. Etiquette is usually clearly defined. For example, on a first date, a man is supposed to pay for dinner and a movie, open the car door, pull out the chair (if applicable), etc etc. Girls know that if they have three consecutive dates like this with the same man all in a relatively small period of time, it is only polite to spread their legs after the third date.

Ok, maybe I’m joking about that girl’s part, but you get the idea.

Simply put, Betiquette refers to things that aren’t nearly as defined. In some cases, it refers to things that are so mundane or simple that they become confusing or are merely overlooked.

Let’s all practice proper Betiquette, please.