Dear Person Who Lives Across The Hall,
Where is my Cosmo? It usually comes the 12th and never comes later than the 15th. Today is the 20th. It still hasn't arrived. I'm starting to suspect foul play. Not only is it not socially acceptable to take and open other people's mail, it is also illegal.
Please return Cosmo to me, or there is going to be trouble.
Shanks,
Becky.
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It is a shoddy issue.
ReplyDeleteoh man i thought this was going to be far more incendiary ha but yeah that's weird
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